Welcome Humans!

We have come to visit you in peace and with goodwill!

• Robots may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
• Robots have seen things you people wouldn't believe.
• Robots are Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With
• Robots have shiny metal posteriors which should not be bitten.

And they have a plan.